Getting a girlfriend is kind of like getting your dick cut off
Or getting a paper cut that you're convinced is awesome
See now I'm fucking selfless and I hang out with all of your friends
Fuck em
I text you all the time now, I'm never alone
Swear to god I'm a prisoner to my fucking cell phone
I'm pussy whipped again just like David Allan Coe said
Goddamnit
And you've got the power in the palm of your hand
I will never feel like a full man again
I feel like a part of me no longer exists
I used to be a misanthrope, now I'm an optimist
I don't like this, I don't fucking l...
